One boring summers eve, it was time to try a little TV.
I flicked off the light, turned on the tube to enjoy a show. Little did I know the raster from the set would drive me insane, like a jet climbing to miss a flagpole sticking out of a tower’s head. So instead, I flattened the damn thing!
Then I tried a little herbal, self-medication to soothe my pain. The kind that makes the soul run wild; like when you blow by the cops with the detector left unset, and now you’re under arrest. Oh yes, that sort of mess.
TV, it’s sudden death!